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So much about friendly cats, butches, and gays. WAIT. What did i stop at? Lesbians and gays - and that is it! Unlike my netmum whom i call "mother", the one who has been voted throughout her channel #sammiz (yes she's known as sammiz tan), who would go on to complain about anything she encounters - but for a good reason - if you've seen xiaxue, you've not seen better. Checkout her daily rantings @ http://www.livejournal.com/users/zimmas/ . Yes. My mother. As the word suggests, her vulgarities are damn class. Which is why, i tune in to her channel whenever i'm on irc, since 6 years ago, and have never had a time more fun than this. No SPG, no Furong-Jie-Jie, no xiaxue. Only Sammiz.
Ground-breaking Social Thesis
Back to the main question we were going to cover, I am going to give a very shocking theory against the other socialists, that lesbians and gays are actually good for the society. In the following paragraph, I'll let you have a clearer picture.
Human History
Throughout our ancestry from the generation of the apes, past the age of hunting woolly mammoths, and taming sabre-toothed tigers (whichever so seemed appropriate or otherwise), Man struggled, against all odds, have put up an neverending fight to ensure his survival. And that includes fighting for females, whether within the tribes, or cross-territorial wars. This animal kingdom behaviour, throughout the million years, have evolved from the basis of fist-to-fist handfight, to maces and shields, to Nuclear Warface today. (Well at least, we have finally realised that instead of fighting, we would be better off doing much more productive things, right? If Man thinks otherwise, i wouldn't be blogging right here today anyway.) From the ancient times, the comparisons of the chances of winning the early Early Woman, towards today, where the selectivity of a Man for which a Woman would need to find in, are as below:
Early Woman Criterion
- Man - the bigger the better.
- Man must own a better club. (not club momo or zouk. the one that has spikes on its end)
- Man must know how to hunt and gather.
- Man must appear more gruffier and more fierce.
Dumb Blonde or Bimbo Criterion
- Must have the 5 C's, namely Condominium, Cash, whatsoever. Add that to a Posche. And you'll probably get a one night stand every time you visit a club ()
Rare, good girls Criterion
Man must be:
- Kind
- Gentle
- Peaceful
- Loving
- Stability in the character of a man.
- May not be filthy rich, but should provide for the family.
From the ancient times, well, what men want also have changed.
What the Ancient Man wants:
- Fight for territory
- Fight for females
- Maintain territory & fend off enemies.
What the Modern 21st Century Man wants:
- Money
- Females
- Fun
From the differences whereby the hardship the ancient man has to suffer, to the lavish modern lifestyle, where most of the people right now living in this planet, we are basically spoonfed. To the extent they enjoy the fun and conveniences that, some men & women do not see the need to procreate anymore. That is where gays, lesbians, and super-fat americans(this i will talk about later on) come in.
Broken down debates and assumptionsAnyway, in the quote "lesbians and gays are actually good for the society", you would have guessed what i meant. From a male perspective, i do not like the sight of a man and a woman getting intimate. It turns me off - i may as well be the one doing it, not watching. Whereas, if you take away the man, there you get 2 girls, (eg. person A likes watching straight porn, man with woman = enjoyment for person A), isn't it 2 times the enjoyment?
But here is the drawback. As a guy, isn't 2 girls pairing up meaning less girls to fight for and choose from? Well, you always have gays - the most straightforward solution to the modern-day gender-based social ecological imbalance. They may be disgusting to look at, 2 grown-up men being intimate with one another (if you have seen them on the streets - refer to my previous posts if you have not, and perhaps it would give you a clearer picture), but hey, isn't it 2 less men to compete with?
Sadly for Mankind, as difficult it is as to mention, true but definitely, our population is slowly going on a downward spiral, due to interesting behavioural patterns of gender-specific humans whom tend to stick to one another due to certain catalysts (traumatic experiences, bad relationship problems, "i do not like the opposite sex", whichsoever).
Worries and disgust aside, (and if you the true reason know why,) here's my toast to the ongoing rise of the local gay scene - YARMARN (if you've watched Russell Peters)!!
(After a long period of lay-off, i'd like to apologise to my faithful readers, whom checked my blog day in day out, for an update of my blog - this one's dedicated to all of you out there!)
